May 2013
thelandoffakebelieve:
Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
swagchat:
swagchat:
swagchat:
what type of music do chiropractors listen to
hip-pop
jakemalik:
*stoner voice*
i didn’t go to high school
( •_•)>⌐■-■
i went to school high
(⌐■_■)
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reuniclus:
Navigating caves in early Pokemon games
snarg:
i hate when ur laying down using your laptop and u open ur webcam and u look like this
toinfinityandbeyonce:
finnickodaired:
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
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claydols:
my favourite super smash brothers character is niall horan
shadowfoxfire:
kamerlort:
do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse
yes.
cybersleepover:
if you insult me ill just agree with you probably
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
slloths:
*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*
meanplastic:
waking up in the morning for school
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nickelode0n:
[cha cha slides away from responsibilities]
earthnation:
*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
butthurtbandboys:
[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
newpope:
esexist:
i really need a job
[alicia keys voice] THIS GIRL IS FOR HIIIIREEEEEEEEE
smilingemoticon:
blackromney:
full movies on youtube
“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”
stupicl:
FACEBOOK STATUSES WHEN YOU WERE 11
chivalrousgambler:
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
throwsome-glitter-makeit-rain:
hungarian:
sometimes i wish i could have my current knowledge back in kindergarten & shock all my teachers by doing some calculus
*sings You Are Not Alone by Michael Jackson*
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boydivision:
when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T
slydig:
hey ur so cute and nice give me ur bank account
